A bather whose clothing was strewed
By strong winds that left her quite nude
Saw a man come along,
And unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.
CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas a very nice verse
Sing us another one, just like the other one
Boom pecker pecker, boom pecker pecker
Boom pecker pecker boom
A pretty young wenchlette named Shellie
Had horrible pains in her belly.
She said, "I'm sure in Kentucky,
Not all the food's yucky,
But they sure make a terrible jelly."
CHORUS
There once was a very large dragon,
Whose urge to chase virgins was flaggin'
He said with a sigh,
I'm too fat to fly...
Please pull me around in this wagon!
CHORUS
A butcher who lived up the street
Had a ladyfriend who liked to eat
He said “come and kneel,
And I’ll feed you a meal”
She gobbled 9 inches of meat.
CHORUS
There once was a man from the sticks
Who wanted to write limericks
But he gave up the sport,
For he wrote them too short…
CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas a TERRIBLE verse
Don’t sing us another one, not like that other one
Boom pecker pecker...
A prudish beekeeper named Lauren
Declared loudly, “Sex is abhorrent!”
Still some offered her money
To sample her “honey,”
‘Cause I don’t think they knew what “abhor” meant.
CHORUS
A man heading home from the bars
Saw something descend from the stars
What he thought was celestial
Was extra-terrestrial
And now he goes drinking on Mars
CHORUS
There once was a lassie from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
It worked out quite well,
For when you rang her bell,
It actually counted as foreplay!
CHORUS
A wench is a sensual treasure
When working or taking her leisure.
We know when to squeeze
To weaken your knees
And take you to new heights of pleasure.
CHORUS:
Thaaaaat waaaaaas our very last verse
We won’t sing another one, not like that other one
Boom pecker pecker, boom pecker pecker
Boom pecker pecker BOOM
credits
from Hot and Ready,
released January 18, 2018
Chorus by Wench Work, additional limericks and arrangement by Just Desserts
Just Desserts is a singing wench troupe based in North Central Florida. Formed in late 2011, we perform our fun, bawdy act
every year at the Hoggetowne Medieval Faire. Visit our website at justdessertswenches.com or follow us on Facebook.com/justdessertswenches...more
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